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Tried to touch me once.Tyrion Lannister: Turns out far too much has been written about great men and not nearly enough about morons. So I went to Maester Valeric's library.Jaime Lannister: Valeric. I was the smartest person I knew, certainly I had the wherewithal to unravel the mysteries that lay at the heart of a moron. "Smash the beetles! Smash them! Kun kun kun!" I wasn't deterred. "Orson, why are you smashing all those beetles?" He gave me an answer. Why was he smashing all those beetles? What did he get out of it? First thing I did was ask him. But I stayed with Orson.Jaime Lannister: Why?Tyrion Lannister: I was curious. You drifted away.Jaime Lannister: I had other interests.Tyrion Lannister: Yes. Laughing at another person's misery was the only thing that made me feel like everyone else.Jaime Lannister: Joke wore thin, though.Tyrion Lannister: For you. You'd think being tormented from birth would give you some affinity for the afflicted.Tyrion Lannister: On the contrary. Used to sit all day in the garden, crushing beetles with a rock.Tyrion and Jaime: Kun, kun, kun!Tyrion Lannister: Nothing made him happier.Jaime Lannister: Nothing made you happier.
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Wet nurse dropped him on his head, left him simple.Tyrion Lannister: Simple. Tyrion Lannister: Do you remember cousin Orson? Orson Lannister?Jaime Lannister: Of course.